Safeguarding the health and general welfare of two infants with neither training nor experience.
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"Making bottles real quick," is not a thing.
The tree is inviting and magical.
The Changing Table should be restocked and left in the same condition in which it was found.
The act of incidentally showering a Twin with crumbs while consuming an entire bag of Tostitos with Lime is not explicitly banned.
Our office must face the regrettable truth: The Twins are teething
It’s for the safety of the children.
You are kindly invited to relax, and let me do my job.
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