Safeguarding the health and general welfare of two infants with neither training nor experience.
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"Making bottles real quick," is not a thing.
The Changing Table should be restocked and left in the same condition in which it was found.
The act of incidentally showering a Twin with crumbs while consuming an entire bag of Tostitos with Lime is not explicitly banned.
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