It has come to the attention of this office that the sleep of The Twins has been repeatedly jeopardized after several one-handed attempts to open a bag of Oreos while holding a sleeping Twin.
Please be advised, Oreos packaging does not lend itself to stealth. It is both crinkly and sticky.
These issues are exacerbated when the central Oreo lane has been emptied, which makes it impossible to obtain an Oreo without further package crinkling.
To avoid further Twin Sleep Disturbances, the following alternatives are advised:
- Put Oreos in a Ziploc bag for easy access
- Eat a different snack
- Stop. Constantly. Eating. The pregnancy is over. At this point you are no longer gaining sympathy weight. You are packing on fat at rates that would rival a Grizzly in the early stages of hibernation.