What was your major in college? How do you plan to explain that education is important to The Twins while you pursue a career completely unrelated to that major?
Please describe any past life experiences, such as caring for plants, small animals, or babysitting, that you tragically think has prepared you for this job.
It is 3:00 AM. You have just gotten both of The Twins to sleep when another staffer makes a noise that wakes both of them. Explain in detail the bleary-eyed diatribe you will launch into criticizing the carelessness of your fellow staffer.
The same situation as above, but now the roles are reversed. Please explain in hostile detail how your fellow staffer is being accusatory and over-sensitive while justifying the ridiculous noise you just made as a commonplace occurrence.
Please describe a time when two small people, with human feces on their hands, grabbed your hands and arms, in a borderline aggressive manner; how you dealt with the situation; and how you turned it into a positive outcome.