FROM THE DESK OF THE SENIOR VICE PRESIDENT OF OPERATIONS AND LOGISTICS
To: All Staff, The General Public
From: Senior Vice President of Operations and Logistics
Re: Company Slogan
I would like to thank everyone for making our last round of applications a rousing success. As many of you know, Omar Little, the fictional character from HBO’s The Wire, was selected to join our team. His application was outstanding. He told us he was encouraged to apply by one of this website’s readers, so thank you dear reader for getting his name and credentials in front of us.
Today we would like to enlist our readers once again for help choosing our new company slogan. Our original slogan: “I’d slaughter a unicorn for some sleep.” Has been deemed a touch sensational, and more than a little dark.
As the original slogan was written at 3:00 AM during the first week of the company's existence, and we do not want to be perceived as a company that wishes harm to unicorns, we would like your help in choosing a new slogan. Our current front runners are listed below. Please feel free to add your own submission at the bottom.
All the best,
SVP of Ops and Lgstcs